noonereadstheurl:

I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website

You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps

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The only time I’m ever the big spoon.

The only time I’m ever the big spoon.

Tags: self

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saints-walking:

my life is a constant struggle of wanting taco bell but not wanting to get out of bed to actually go get it

(via sailorr-goon)

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I call this “Hi I’m done with finals and i feel fucking cute as shit”
yea. bout sums this picture up

I call this “Hi I’m done with finals and i feel fucking cute as shit”

yea. bout sums this picture up

Tags: self

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Anonymous asked: I just realized how clever your name is.

I have no idea what you’re referring to…

(Source: teksturer, via realfun-funeral)